Last nightís bachelorette party is officially the best bachelorette party I have ever been to. I never thought I would hear myself say, ďRENEEíS MOM, GIVE ME YOUR PENIS!!!Ē Ha ha. Hoo, boy. Too funny. We laughed and chatted and laughed, and the stripper was FULL of ENERGY, complete with fetish gear and ridiculous props and gyrations. We laughed SO hard through that little act!
I just about won the Penis name tag game. Just about. Next time, I wonít let a newbie break my concentration. Fuckiní newbies. I played with the brideís makeup (and we came up with a wonderful, final look for her ceremony tomorrow!) Spider Monkey and I showed up fully wrapped, from hat to gloves to scarves, and we came bearing my sister. Good times, good times.
Tomorrow should be fun. Wedding in the morning, reception in the afternoon, and then another type of reception for a visiting Chinese photographer - donít ask, I havenít got all the details on that one yet, my man is taking me. Monday I have work and school and then Tuesday, a day off! Thatís right, baby, Veteranís Day is still a paid holiday according to the feds. Awesome.
This has been a really tough week, work-wise. I think Iíve gotten in a tiff with just about every lawyer I work for. Tension is high, the work is piled on, and people are on their last nerves. I hope the weekend dissolves some of that. Iím not up for a Monday filled with the same bullshit Iíve been plowing through this whole week.
And then, thereís school. I know what Iíll be doing Sunday! Writing another wonderful, tedious, and time-consuming paper. My social life is beginning to morph into my scholastic life. Iím resisting it, but it may be inevitable. I may have to start turning down a lot of offers to do a lot of things I usually enjoy. And somehow, I need to justify why thatís a ďgoodĒ thing to do. Oh right, the loan, thatís why. Iím not paying these freaks this much money so I can dick around and flunk out.
Now I know what my parentsí were talking about. Have a great weekend! Iíll mix mine up a bit and fill you in later with the interesting tidbits of my choice.