This is the funniest quote I have ever read from a CNN article: "I'm not saying it's safe for humans. I'm not saying it�s unsafe for humans. All I'm saying is it that it makes hermaphrodites of frogs," he said. The article is about a pesticide that is causing mutations in frogs, specifically, causing them to grow multiple sex organs. C�mon, people! Can we say �funny�? I haven�t laughed that hard since I listened to Tenacious D�s song, �Tribute,� for the first time yesterday. Whoo! Lotsa funny shit going around.
So, can we use this pesticide on people? Are you telling me I can grow another vagina, and I don�t know, a penis to boot? Most interesting. Hee hee. This is going to last me for the whole day. I�m gonna get me one of them froggies. Yes�m, that�s exactly what I�s gonna do. Just you wait and see.
-Barbarella
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