It looks as though my surgery will not be as traumatic as I had imagined - my teeth arenít even IN my sinuses, just right up against them, which Iím told is quite normal. Whew! So, thatís next Friday, Iíll bug you more about it as the day approaches.
SUPERBOWL WEEKEND. I HATE football fans en masse. As Ronaldo said, San Diego has been ďall hoíd out.Ē Thatís right. This morning I noticed that one of our local hotels has a Pepsi logo larger than my office on top of it. Ew! Playboy parties, beer trucks, jerseys, people on the road who donít know where the hell theyíre going. Only a few more days... Iím going to stay as far away from it all as possible. You canít tell me that thereís not a breed associated with the true football fan. Aside from the exceptions, which always exist with everything, you KNOW that I speak the truth - football fans are jocky, beer-guzzling, loud, obnoxious, greek (as in the college ďgreekĒ, not my ďGreekĒ heritage), rambunctious, aggressive, MALE, big-in-highschool-but-not-in-life sort of people. In MY experience.
If you have a different experience, or enjoy football and believe you do NOT fit the bill of any of those things Iíve named, then assume you are one of the exceptions. Stereotypes exist for a reason, and itís NO coincidence that the majority of my friends (exceptions excluded) couldnít give two shits about which team is playing in which sport - we watch for the new commercials. This year, I canít even sit through all the freaking football for the clever breaks. My town is filled with it, every station on the radio and TV - COUNTDOWN! I cringe in disgust and reply out loud, more to myself than to the little voices and faces at the other end - WHO GIVES A SHIT!?
Ah, so THAT is why Iím annoyed and confrontational today. This whole ďsuperbowlĒ thing. Well, it will all be over soon enough. But not soon ENOUGH. So onto the next!
I look HOT. I love red streaks in my hair, itís unfortunate that I have to let so much time pass between fun color - but I try not to damage the hair too much. And just as hot, M.s.ís racing stripe! Black on both sides with a red stripe down the middle of his hair in the back (or off-center, but anyway you look at it, itís HOT). Matching red-stripes on black hair - it's the fetish alternative to matching leisure suits in suburbia. At least people will know who to return him to if he wanders out of my sight. Tonight, weíll grace a gallery with our stunning presence. All kinds of fun, and another reason to wear my new boots! Ooh, la la!
Iím so close to my weekend I can taste it! Now, back to work, to finish some shit so that Iím not stressing too much when I should be relaxing and having FUN, despite the ogres, trolls, and ďstarsĒ running amuck in MY town. Soon, my lovelies. Weíll send them away soon, along with the logos, the tents, and the traffic.
Have a great weekend! If youíre watching the game, I pray to the great gods of culture for your intelligence quotient to maintain!