I don't know how I could have forgotten to mention it this morning, but here it is, remembered and causing "gigglement" (Barbarism)...
Last night, I tried to give one of my cats a haircut with a pair of scissors. I know, I know, it's just not proper. And I only got through one section before I came to my senses and realized that I must take them to be professionally groomed and shaved.
Hee, hee, hee. You should see her, though. HAHAHAAAA! Hoooo, boy.