Great Scott, good golly! Last night was quite the little adventure, if I must say so myself. And I must. The Lovely Lizard�s birthday extravaganza. And, her man�s as well, a double whammy! Let me break it down as best I can remember (I�m still trying to pry open my dry, red eyes, and I�m going to require a deus ex machina to pull me through the company lunch meeting this afternoon. I think I can, I think I can.

Alrighty, then. The evening began with 15 of us at a family restaurant downtown. And dinner began with a room full of at least 60 people applauding me (only 20 knew they were actually applauding ME, but you have to admit, it was strangely coincidental that half the restaurant joined in to cheer and clap randomly) for organizing the evening. Sigh, I do so love attention. After dinner, Lizard appalled a few and amazed many as she opened her gifts and played with them for the camera. At one point, she sat reclined in a chair with her lovely legs in the air and a fruit-flavored candy cane peeking from her panties.

After dinner, we headed over to Brick by Brick for the official VIP birthday party and to see the Dead Kennedy�s. Ah, sweet punk. Apparently, the boys on Rock 105.3 announced that it was Liz�s birthday, so people crawled out of the wood works to pay their respects. We shared the curtained off area with some guys from Sprung Monkey and one dude in the corner actually tattooing people. Yes, with guns and ink, the whole shebang. We girls of the crew came REALLY close to getting one. Whew! I haven�t danced like that since my first Fugazi show. A friend of Lizard�s explained to us how the birthday girl gave her tips that helped her get through her first porno movie, also her first ass-fucking experience, earlier this week. Yeah, it�s going there. If you can�t handle it, don�t bother to continue reading the rest, because we haven�t even come to part three of the birthday evening.

Deja vu. Lizard�s good friend and ex-business partner manages the strip joint on Midway. So, she worked it for the birthday couple (and friends) to have a go at it on the private stage in back. Man, just recalling this whole evening puts a silly grin on my face. First, some little hottie gave Liz a lap dance, and stripped Liz in the process as well. Hot, hot, hot. Then, some of Liz�s friends showed off their talents on the pole, both naked and clothed. Very Cirque de Soleil gone dirty, if you ask me. I loved it. The boys were rubbing their crotches and the girls were licking their lips. I�m just going to stop there. I had a great time, and the birthday party, well, that�s Saturday night. We all talked about our ideas and plans for THAT evening, saying things like, �I know this isn�t much, but it IS a weeknight, just wait till Saturday.� Hmm.

-Barbarella

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